I can deliver Cheetos™ snacks to you. It doesn't matter where you are, I will deliver you Cheetos snacks in my 2005 Pontiac Vibe. Don't you want to feel the cheese crunch? I can be there in 5 minutes. I have power steering AND cruise control in my 2005 Pontiac Vibe, and I've filled up the back with every flavor of cheetos snacks:
Do you think Chester Cheeto has a 2005 Pontiac Vibe? I don't think so. Don't be upset by my red fingers, it just means I'm a disciple of the crunch.